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toe head 

a really stupid person.
"Radoslaw is a hella toe head."
toe head by karleedee August 8, 2008

Toe head 

A wet wipe with no hair and his head looks like a Toe. He buys birds presents because he’s a snake i.e a dressing gown for some stink in Austria
Mike Hill is a Toe Head
Toe head by Toe head snake November 23, 2021

toe head 

n.
1. to suck on someone's toe; derrived from the original definition of giving someone head + feet
2. a really stupid person
1. "..at katie's party i gave bob toe head! for some reason he got really turned on. lol! i'm just a really good foot sucker.."
2. "why does katie always invite marla to her parties!? she's such a toe head"
toe head by lyra August 28, 2005

Big Toe Head 

Someone with a huge toe shaped head. Most likely a smelly kid named Connor.
Yo Bruh! Did you see that Big Toe Head on the corner over there?
Big Toe Head by JJisnotEMO January 20, 2018

Sausage toe head 

A word to describe an idiot or any other use you can think off.
What would you do that for you sausage toe head.
Sausage toe head by Thebossbaby October 8, 2021

toe on head 

It is similar to shoe on head internet slang.
putting righ or left or both legs on back of the head infront of the webcam
- (guy) toe on head!
- (girl (she's trying to do it )

- (alot of guys on the chat room)
woow nice camel toe, oh yeah spread your legs, fap fap fap,
amazind pink cunt, oh yeah girl go on!....
toe on head by press1forboobs September 25, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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