toe dick
toe dick by Andy keeno June 27, 2006
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dick toe
When a man's parts are in any way visible through awkward tightness in the pants, poor sitting position, wearing "banana hammock" underwear with running shorts or experiencing a frontal wedgie. The male version of camel toe.
Coffeeshop:
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.
dick toe by Pherocious August 23, 2010
Related Words
toe dick • dick toes • dick tac toe • toe • toe up • toe rag • toe sucker • toe job • toe tag • toe head
dick tac toe
noun;
1. A sex act involving tic tacs (candy) and toes (those stubs on your feet)
2. Pretending to play tic tac toe but then drawing a dick, as such:
_|_|_..................O|_|_
_|_|_...>>>>>>.._|_|_|-)
..|..|...................O|..|
1. A sex act involving tic tacs (candy) and toes (those stubs on your feet)
2. Pretending to play tic tac toe but then drawing a dick, as such:
_|_|_..................O|_|_
_|_|_...>>>>>>.._|_|_|-)
..|..|...................O|..|
1. Belinda: Ooh George let's play some dick tac toe!
George: What a fine plan!
2. We played dick tac toe all over Reginald's binder. I lol'd.
George: What a fine plan!
2. We played dick tac toe all over Reginald's binder. I lol'd.
dick tac toe by MisterDot May 6, 2010
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