toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

toastfucking by Jeema July 22, 2006

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toasterfucking

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.

Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.

toasterfucking by fanglekai April 4, 2009

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Toast Fucking

To F--- or to get F---ed by toast.

"That crescent roll stuff is for kids, I'm now into Toasting F---ing. Yesterday I took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little "How's your mother?".

Toast Fucking by slopes May 31, 2005

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Toast fucking

Where you fuck, or get fucked, with toast

Did you see that new Nina Bedford show last night about toast fucking?

Toast fucking by SirDeimos January 27, 2026

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Thatsfuckingweird2

a person with the biggest cock in the world and very swag

person 1: omg thatsfuckingweird2 has the best spam page
Person 2: dawg all she post is tiktoks ..

Thatsfuckingweird2 by Peepeepooppoop February 28, 2021

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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