toasted bagel 

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

toasted bagel by eggos January 6, 2015

Dork In A Toasted Bagel 

Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)

Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "

Dork In A Toasted Bagel by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009

ToastedBagels

a fabulous internet-writer with wit dryer than Antarctica and talent greater than the majority of Internet-writers. Perhaps one of the few with a chance at Harry Styles, the writer with the alias of 'Toasted Bagels,' is also known as Kate.

"She's so talented, she must be some embodiment of ToastedBagels."

ToastedBagels by her Baked Brethren September 18, 2013