To take a shit 

To give birth to a pinoy.

I took a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (To take a shit)

To take a shit by YTG123 January 23, 2011

trying to take a shit without pissing 

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

trying to take a shit without pissing by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

you make me want to take a shit 

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.

a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

you make me want to take a shit by Nightmares August 22, 2007

I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit

When you’re about to SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

HEY JERMENY I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT

I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit by Oral Anul February 13, 2020

Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016

"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"

Shit i need to take a fuck by catchinggold October 5, 2018

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one 

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019