to spoken 

An ironic expression of someone's ability to properly speak English. Created as an irony towards those who cannot, that is towards those who do not "speak" but "spoken"

Heard this Russian's gibberish? The fucker needs to learn how to spoken

to spoken by Barenbaum June 19, 2017

How to spoken 

When someone from a country that does not have English as a second language and wants to communicate with someone who does. Also could be pyrocinical fans using it abusivly where it has no point of meaning.

Someone: How to spoken?
Someone who knows English: What?
____________________________

Pyrocinical Fan: HOW TO SPOKEN?!?! LAUL!!!

How to spoken by BlizzardGame January 18, 2017

speak when spoken to 

A phrase back in the day in which people would tell their children or wife to speak only when an adult begins to talk to you. In other words stay quiet.

Similar to the phrase stay quiet when the adults are talking.

Child comes up to parent and tries to speak while the parent is talking to then parent yells speak when spoken to.

speak when spoken to by Lovewithoutlife November 22, 2013

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all 

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.

I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all by Diane1019 February 5, 2009

i just spoke to chief and he said this is it 

After one speaks with chief, they may misinterpret what chief has said. A friend who is confident in what chief has said will then reply, "I just spoke to chief and he said this is it".

Person 1: Chief just told me this isn't it, let's look elsewhere.
Person 2: I just spoke to chief and he said this is it.

i just spoke to chief and he said this is it by AFellowScienceGuy October 1, 2018

i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

i never really spoke to him by Louis tops May 16, 2019

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? 

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? by Hym Iam May 27, 2024