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To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...
I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.
by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011
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schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.
Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!
by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010
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