to mel

1. to ignore when your friend ask you something

“ - did you mel me again?”

“ - sorry i ignored you 3 days ago
- stop melling me!!”

“to mel or not to mel today”

to mel by FastRacc69 May 24, 2023

to pull a mel

Presenting one's strange theories about Jews/Homosexuals/Women Rights/Hitler/etc. while everybody is listening and to lose all reputation built up in years afterwards, like the once very popular and successful actor Mel Gibson.

To pull a Mel - Man, Oliver Stone really pulled a Mel when he said these things about Jews and Hitler.

to pull a mel by CheesecakeLover1234567890 July 27, 2010

Trip to Melbourne 

A way of saying (without attracting attention) that some manner of sexual act was carried out between two individuals, that would typically be kept private. Normally performed on the advent of ones birthday.

Bloke 1 : "Happy birthday mate, What did you get from the wife?"
Bloke 2 : "Mate, I got a trip to Melbourne"
Bloke 1 : "Lucky Bastard"

Trip to Melbourne by Stuart A Roberts June 20, 2008

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator 

The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

but if you need to know...........

The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.

Phew, i can breath now!

OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator by Infrared1011 November 11, 2021

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change 

The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change by Infrared1011 November 10, 2021

Took the Barry Way to Melbourne 

(Saying/Phrase) To do something the hard way/make something more complicated.

"Oliver spelt 'Kronk' like 'Cronque', bro took the Barry Way to Melbourne.

Took the Barry Way to Melbourne by notoliverbatson June 4, 2024

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit). 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit). by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025