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to jenny 

to Jenny Craig someone (v, obviously): to "drop"/lose a friend, de-friend a shorty

stems from:
Jenny Craig's empire of weight loss, to lose weight, pounds.
that is to drop a friend as you would drop 75 pounds through the help of the Jenny Craig.
That skank copped a feel on ma shorty, i'ma lay that bitch out and jenny her ass.

I hate the bitch, but i just don't know how to jenny her
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to jenny with someone 

To jenny with someone, means to spend time with a special someone, someone who means a great deal to another. These two people get together and do intimate things such as watch Netflix, eat chips, and talk about life.
I'm busy tomorrow, I'm going to jenny with someone.
to jenny with someone by Hizachary September 4, 2016

Jenny to Jenny

A phrase coined by Rob Dyrdek that refers to contact between your own pee pee parts with that of the opposite sex or a rather large male mannequin.
We were spooning and myjunk was Jenny to Jenny.
Jenny to Jenny by Raging Sess March 7, 2009

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades 

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?

Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega 

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."