to get laid
(to) have sex
to get laid by Christmas29 November 28, 2013
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Propensity to get Laid
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
Propensity to get Laid by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009
And I'm ready to get laid
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"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
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"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"
And I'm ready to get laid by LittleWonder October 26, 2011
you need to get laid
Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!
Roomate 2: You need to get laid.
Roomate 2: You need to get laid.
you need to get laid by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014
First To Comment, Last To Get Laid
When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo
First To Comment, Last To Get Laid by qdnh92 October 17, 2012
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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