The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".
George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.
Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.
The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftfratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.
Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.