to cheese 

To cheese someone is to place cheese on this person's head or in this person's hair. Any kind of cheese can be used for cheesing, though there is a venerable tradition of using warm, partly melted swiss or provolone.

Fuckabout 1: Go on, you have to cheese him soon!

Fuckabout 2: .... OK. <puts cheese in man's hair>

Man from Kent: You are a FUCKING DISGRACE!

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Fuckabouts 1&2: Have you seen someone who could use this food? We cheesed some high-strung geezer earlier and now we're trying to do something good for someone to make up for it.

Woman: You what?

Fuckabouts 1&2: We put cheese in a man's hair.

Woman: Oh, you cheesed him. You are a couple of fuckabouts -- it's douchy to cheese someone. You've to set your karma right by helping the homeless.

to cheese by nb c lo August 14, 2009

to cheese it 

VERB. To run away quickly; to flee; to get away from.

"We're in big trouble if they catch us here. We gotta cheese it."

"This party is lame. I want to cheese it."

"The person watching Equus on Broadway grabbed Daniel Radcliffe's pants and then cheesed it."

to cheese it by Dictionary, Webster's April 11, 2008

To cheese it up

A verb used to describe the act of bringing cheese to a function or social event.

Ruby: "Hey Rick, do you know who's cheesing this party up tonight?"
Rick: "Hao is about to cheese it up. He's bringing an assortment of famous French and Swiss soft cheeses, along with some regular crackers to pair them with."

To cheese it up by EphemeralMaybe March 17, 2025

giving birth to cheese

Quote:
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.

“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”

What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.

Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.

LOL SERIOUSLY LADY you really have been giving birth to cheese

giving birth to cheese by emmamelinda November 9, 2009

i want to cheese

i want to cheese is something the lord zack latta said

i want to cheese

i want to cheese by el4s June 18, 2026

I want to cheese

I want to cheese is a sentence commonly used by teenagers in the Hackclub community.

I want to cheese right now

I want to cheese by el4s June 20, 2026

Hail to the Cheese 

A somewhat childish double entendre reference to the fact that the 45th POTUS is both the color of Cheetos and is a fart head (as in “cut the cheese”).

The military band struck up a sad version of Hail to the Cheese as the Trumpster entered the ballroom!

Hail to the Cheese by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2020