Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Courtesy to Spit 

When a woman doesn’t have the audacity to spit and not give a dry hand job.
Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.
Courtesy to Spit by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019

make it spit to make it fit 

Used to describe a massive venomous snake, spitting it’s posion before it can enter a smaller cave like warm humid cave.
Make it spit to make it fit- “Man coca, I had to make it spit before I ducked that fresh puss the other day, too big to fit . Heep heep.”

spit to start 

When a woman’s vagina is so unbelievably bone dry that one must assist her in the lubrication of her vagina by applying saliva
Guy 1: Bruh her pussy was so dry I had to spit on it so I could fuck her.
Guy2: so... she was spit to start??
Guy1: EXACTLY!!
spit to start by Dom_Banks January 18, 2018

i hope to spit

Mostly used in rural areas with lots of farming land. It means that for the sake of the person or thing, you hope they don't do something stupid to piss you off or else.
"I hope to spit I never see his mother because I have some choice words for her. "
i hope to spit by SMLMystery1 February 16, 2020

spit it out it dont belong to you 

When you nutt in a chicks mouth and she has to spit it in the girl mouth next to her
Spit it out it dont belong to you, give it to jamie

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi 

.
Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more