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Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.
"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."
tjp by Max July 13, 2006
Related Words
A common misspelling of the word "thonk". Happens especially often to Mary.
Guy : Dude that piece is so hard and long
Mary: tjpjml
tjpjml by rdvmoosic April 22, 2019

tjpennyw 

A little boy. Usually under 4’11 if lucky. They use height booster and are always scared to run that one. Their usually floods every day and their dog cooper is tiny. He is also scared to pay Glizzy Man and Giant2835. They are mostly known as a Jhit.
tjpennyw is a little boy
tjpennyw by Glizzy Man🥷 April 30, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026