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Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.
"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."
tjp by Max July 13, 2006
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A common misspelling of the word "thonk". Happens especially often to Mary.
Guy : Dude that piece is so hard and long
Mary: tjpjml
tjpjml by rdvmoosic April 22, 2019

tjpennyw 

A little boy. Usually under 4’11 if lucky. They use height booster and are always scared to run that one. Their usually floods every day and their dog cooper is tiny. He is also scared to pay Glizzy Man and Giant2835. They are mostly known as a Jhit.
tjpennyw is a little boy
tjpennyw by Glizzy Man🥷 April 30, 2022
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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