Tjp

A tjp is someone who is super funny and can make anyone smile. They have an amazing body and is pretty flexible They are gorgeous. And I mean drop dead gorgeous, there isn't a single flaw with tjp and they deserve a gentleman.

That tjp is so amazing and beautiful. I wish I was good enough for her.

by November18iluvu October 17, 2013

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

tjpjml

A common misspelling of the word "thonk". Happens especially often to Mary.

Guy : Dude that piece is so hard and long
Mary: tjpjml

by rdvmoosic April 22, 2019

tjpennyw

A little boy. Usually under 4’11 if lucky. They use height booster and are always scared to run that one. Their usually floods every day and their dog cooper is tiny. He is also scared to pay Glizzy Man and Giant2835. They are mostly known as a Jhit.

tjpennyw is a little boy

by Glizzy Man🥷 April 30, 2022