Tjp

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A tjp is someone who is super funny and can make anyone smile. They have an amazing body and is pretty flexible They are gorgeous. And I mean drop dead gorgeous, there isn't a single flaw with tjp and they deserve a gentleman.

That tjp is so amazing and beautiful. I wish I was good enough for her.

Tjp by November18iluvu October 17, 2013

Words you can keep

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

tjp by Max July 13, 2006

Related Words

tjp • tjpennyw • tjpjml • tj proctor • TJ Putney

tjpjml

A common misspelling of the word "thonk". Happens especially often to Mary.

Guy : Dude that piece is so hard and long
Mary: tjpjml

tjpjml by rdvmoosic April 22, 2019

tjpennyw

A little boy. Usually under 4’11 if lucky. They use height booster and are always scared to run that one. Their usually floods every day and their dog cooper is tiny. He is also scared to pay Glizzy Man and Giant2835. They are mostly known as a Jhit.

tjpennyw is a little boy

tjpennyw by Glizzy Man🥷 April 30, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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