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The biggest instigator of smurfs country. He lives there with Smurfette, the cleverest of all smurfs country. Smurfs find Tjeerden unwise attractive because he is smart and also funny. Also Tjeerden are often naughty and have a fetish on refrigerator doors. Ideally, they polished refrigerator doors all day long. If you are Tjeerd, you should be happy to be called Tjeerdmans instead of Tjeerdo! Past-simple of Tjeerd is verdisconTjeerd.
Tjeerd is the opposite of Geert
Tjeerd by ArieKanarie June 25, 2012
Related Words
tjee • tjeeko • Tjeerd • Tjeerdo • tjeez
People from the Tjeeko family are the kindest and fair people.
They’re very good advisers but delay taking their own advices
They love people hence they always have a lot of friends or are known by a lot of people.Acting is in their blood,you’d swear they have a camera following them around everywhere they go.
Tjeeko is not here yet,that’s why it’s so quiet
tjeeko by Tseko Tjeeko November 28, 2021
Dopamine deprived human being. Who takes shit way too seriously.
Human 1: Stop being a Tjeerdo. Have some fun!
Tjeerdo by Man I Love Fortnite June 14, 2022
It equals pfff according to Jeroen; Dutch equivalent of pfffttzzz
Tjeez = pfff
tjeez by Bonobobabboon April 9, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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