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That dude has no social skills, he is such a fucking Tizzer.
Tizzer by Tizzer January 28, 2010
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gizmo tizzer 

An autistic person who always has their head in the clouds.
That guy is kind of a gizmo tizzer.
gizmo tizzer by niggolas9905 May 2, 2024

Tizzerbomb 

A move in professional wrestling as well as a powerbomb directed towards autistic kids. It was named after the American professional wrestler Dave Batista, who used this as his finisher. Dave absolutely hated tizzers.
Jack: Dude this autistic kid was making some screeching sounds during lunch so I just tizzerbombed the actual fuck out of him. That'll teach him!
Tizzerbomb by tizzerdestroyer June 1, 2018
A combination of slizzard and turnt that occurs when the party is as turnt up as it gets and then it gets more turnt.
Person 1- Dude, we getting turnt tonight?

Person 2- Naw, man. We getting tizzurnt.
Tizzurnt by Poooooon Tang Clan October 20, 2013

Truckers Tizer 

Urine in a plastic bottle usually found by the side of the road.
A motorist that has the need to relieve himself would use a plastic soda bottle and then throw it out of the vehicles window thus eliminating the need to stop at a service station.
The color of the liquid resembles the color of the soft drink Tizer.
Don't touch that bottle, is full of Truckers Tizer
Truckers Tizer by Mr Duckbutter July 20, 2014
"Tezzers": a way of describing excellence, or comedic value.

Derived from "Terry's", as in "Terry's All Gold" - a brand of chocolates, in particular reference to the word "Gold", meaning excellence, quality, greatness, and so on.
"Man, did you see Lee Evans the other night? Total tezzers mate!"

Or, sarcastically: "Dude, can you believe that guy cracked lame jokes all night long?"
"Yeah. Talk about 'tezzers'"
Tezzers by TheAbsolutePeach March 17, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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