Chadwick's definitions

veljohnson

v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor

1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."

by Chadwick December 16, 2004

bawwthswajc

black ass who wants to have sex with a jap car

i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels

by chadwick April 9, 2003

Dub deuces

Rims on a vehicle which are twenty two inches in diameter.

Sheeeeeit, that nug got that bich up on dub deuces!

by Chadwick April 1, 2003

buff girl

Supremly strong female. One having no feelings of remorse or concern for those who don't appreciate her muscly muscles. Strong, focused female who is determined to be healthy and work for what she wants in life.

Jessica: Who's that girl who over there lifting weight and wearing those bad ass clothes?
Jane: Oh, that's a Buff Girl. She's legit

by Chadwick February 23, 2015

J.O.

J.O. is also a term used to describe one who was once Amish then "jerks over" to the ways of the "normal white man"
J.O.s typically drive old American muscle cars to compensate for their years of seperation from all things modern.

Yo, check out that J.O. in the Camaro.

by chadwick July 9, 2003

The Claw

1. Sexual technique given to males by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw

Me and this one chick were going at it for a while, then she whipped it out and gave me the Claw.

by Chadwick January 21, 2004

Green

Used to describe either currency or marijuana both due to their color.

Yo, you needs mo green if you wants a pisa dis green dirty.

by chadwick July 8, 2003