i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
by chadwick April 09, 2003

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by Chadwick April 30, 2004

Supremly strong female. One having no feelings of remorse or concern for those who don't appreciate her muscly muscles. Strong, focused female who is determined to be healthy and work for what she wants in life.
Jessica: Who's that girl who over there lifting weight and wearing those bad ass clothes?
Jane: Oh, that's a Buff Girl. She's legit
Jane: Oh, that's a Buff Girl. She's legit
by Chadwick February 23, 2015

1. Sexual technique given to males by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw
by Chadwick January 21, 2004

baby powder, gold bond, or anything us guys spray on our nuts to keep them from sticking to our legs.
by chadwick May 13, 2005
