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When someone is very intoxicated.
You’re so tizzed rn.
Wow I’m very tizzed.
Tizzed by postsimone September 12, 2018
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"Tizzed up" means "dressed up" or "improved in appearance".
It may be Australian slang, but Victor Hugo used it in Les Miserables, referring to the servant women having their hair tizzed up.
tizzed by Clivius October 21, 2017
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When you are a huge disappointment and have no responsibility for life.
Get tizzed on.
Tizzed by Cucklord6969 August 21, 2018

Tizzerbomb 

A move in professional wrestling as well as a powerbomb directed towards autistic kids. It was named after the American professional wrestler Dave Batista, who used this as his finisher. Dave absolutely hated tizzers.
Jack: Dude this autistic kid was making some screeching sounds during lunch so I just tizzerbombed the actual fuck out of him. That'll teach him!
Tizzerbomb by tizzerdestroyer June 1, 2018
Last weekend I was thizzed at work and hugged everyone I ran into.
Thizzed by oddjobguy147 November 29, 2011

Tizzers Foxchase 

Leader of Woodbury University in the virtual world of Second Life and member of the Feted Inner Core. Adversary to the Justice League Unlimited and outspoken blogger Prokofy Neva.
When no one was looking, Tizzers Foxchase took forty cakes. She took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
guy1:I took to hits and then I was tazzed.
tazzed by lghjfkumkhgfv May 23, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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