tizzer

An older way of saying tight.

Johny's new ride was tizzer.

by Chadwick April 2, 2003

Tizzer

A person with Autism.

That dude has no social skills, he is such a fucking Tizzer.

by Tizzer January 28, 2010

gizmo tizzer

An autistic person who always has their head in the clouds.

That guy is kind of a gizmo tizzer.

by niggolas9905 May 2, 2024

Tizzerbomb

A move in professional wrestling as well as a powerbomb directed towards autistic kids. It was named after the American professional wrestler Dave Batista, who used this as his finisher. Dave absolutely hated tizzers.

Jack: Dude this autistic kid was making some screeching sounds during lunch so I just tizzerbombed the actual fuck out of him. That'll teach him!

by tizzerdestroyer June 1, 2018

Tizzurnt

A combination of slizzard and turnt that occurs when the party is as turnt up as it gets and then it gets more turnt.

Person 1- Dude, we getting turnt tonight?

Person 2- Naw, man. We getting tizzurnt.

by Poooooon Tang Clan October 20, 2013

Truckers Tizer

Urine in a plastic bottle usually found by the side of the road.
A motorist that has the need to relieve himself would use a plastic soda bottle and then throw it out of the vehicles window thus eliminating the need to stop at a service station.
The color of the liquid resembles the color of the soft drink Tizer.

Don't touch that bottle, is full of Truckers Tizer

by Mr Duckbutter July 20, 2014

Tezzers

"Tezzers": a way of describing excellence, or comedic value.

Derived from "Terry's", as in "Terry's All Gold" - a brand of chocolates, in particular reference to the word "Gold", meaning excellence, quality, greatness, and so on.

"Man, did you see Lee Evans the other night? Total tezzers mate!"

Or, sarcastically: "Dude, can you believe that guy cracked lame jokes all night long?"
"Yeah. Talk about 'tezzers'"

by TheAbsolutePeach March 17, 2009