tittle wonk 

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

tittle wonk by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018

Tittlywonking 

The act of defecating on a painter's palette and the dipping your toes in and then using them to finger paint on your lovers body.

Jim: Awh dude!!! Wtf.. your gf smells like shit... Dude what is all over her??
Frank: We were "Tittlywonking" last night relaxz.
Jim: Oh... I wasn't aware you guys were that serious.
Frank: Yeah i think she might be the one.
Jim: For realz... Nice. Alright lets hurry or were gunna miss
church.

Tittlywonking by 2sw33t April 4, 2010

tittlewink

Replacement word for Cockblock
plural version: Tittlewinks

"Dude, don't just tittlewink me like that!"-Amber

tittlewink by PuppyKiva January 29, 2016

Tittlewink

(VERB)

this is when a person takes a single arrow from the target, removes it, and smacks it on the inside of your legs going back and forth repetitively.

(usually to scare you or get a good laugh)

Bob: “hey man, did you get a good score?”
billy: “naw homie i sucked”
bob: “ Do better next time or i’ll tittlewink you.”
billy: “👀”

Tittlewink by eatme.com March 25, 2021

tittlewonk 

It is what you call a wonky cat boy.

Izaak stop being such a tittlewonk and man up!

tittlewonk by TittlewonkLover December 8, 2024