tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018

Tittlywonking

The act of defecating on a painter's palette and the dipping your toes in and then using them to finger paint on your lovers body.

Jim: Awh dude!!! Wtf.. your gf smells like shit... Dude what is all over her??
Frank: We were "Tittlywonking" last night relaxz.
Jim: Oh... I wasn't aware you guys were that serious.
Frank: Yeah i think she might be the one.
Jim: For realz... Nice. Alright lets hurry or were gunna miss
church.

by 2sw33t April 4, 2010

tittlewink

Replacement word for Cockblock
plural version: Tittlewinks

"Dude, don't just tittlewink me like that!"-Amber

by PuppyKiva January 29, 2016

Tittlewink

(VERB)

this is when a person takes a single arrow from the target, removes it, and smacks it on the inside of your legs going back and forth repetitively.

(usually to scare you or get a good laugh)

Bob: “hey man, did you get a good score?”
billy: “naw homie i sucked”
bob: “ Do better next time or i’ll tittlewink you.”
billy: “👀”

by eatme.com March 25, 2021

tittlewonk

It is what you call a wonky cat boy.

Izaak stop being such a tittlewonk and man up!

by TittlewonkLover December 8, 2024