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Tittlywonking 

The act of defecating on a painter's palette and the dipping your toes in and then using them to finger paint on your lovers body.
Jim: Awh dude!!! Wtf.. your gf smells like shit... Dude what is all over her??
Frank: We were "Tittlywonking" last night relaxz.
Jim: Oh... I wasn't aware you guys were that serious.
Frank: Yeah i think she might be the one.
Jim: For realz... Nice. Alright lets hurry or were gunna miss
church.
Tittlywonking by 2sw33t April 4, 2010

tittlewink

Replacement word for Cockblock
plural version: Tittlewinks
"Dude, don't just tittlewink me like that!"-Amber
tittlewink by PuppyKiva January 29, 2016

Tittlewink

(VERB)

this is when a person takes a single arrow from the target, removes it, and smacks it on the inside of your legs going back and forth repetitively.

(usually to scare you or get a good laugh)
Bob: “hey man, did you get a good score?”
billy: “naw homie i sucked”
bob: “ Do better next time or i’ll tittlewink you.”
billy: “👀”
Tittlewink by eatme.com March 25, 2021

tittlewonk 

It is what you call a wonky cat boy.
Izaak stop being such a tittlewonk and man up!
tittlewonk by TittlewonkLover December 8, 2024
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026