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Oval

Someone who is not quite gay but not quite straight. Tends to pray on straight girls in public places. Bisexual

Alexa tried to seduce me in a swimming pool. She such an Oval

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When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead