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Tits McGhee 

A girl who has large boobs that are perfectly round.
Guy: Dude! Check out that tits McGhee over there, her boobs are SMOKIN!
Tits McGhee by Kylie Hope May 31, 2006

Tits McGhee 

1. An amazing woman with many wonderful qualities, all of which are overshadowed by her breasts.
Guy: "Wow, did you see her tits?! Those are incredible"
Girl: "She just found a cure for AIDs and resolved the energy crisis, and all you can focus on are her boobs?"
Guy: "What can I say? She's a real Tits McGhee"

tits magee 

Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.
Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
tits magee by Red May 13, 2005

Bitch Tits Magee 

A man that is so fat that his tits hang down past his Penis.
Man1: Wow, That guy is so fat!
Man2: I know hes a real Bitch Tits Magee
Bitch Tits Magee by Huzaku September 6, 2009

tits magee 

someone who has abnormally large ta tas
dude at a party: that girl over there is tits magee

other dude: damn straight
tits magee by dyllpikle January 3, 2011

Tits Magee!

1. A phrase used to exclaim the amount of anguish just recieved from someone's act.

2. A person (mostly female) with extrordinary tits (also known as boobs, breasts, chesticles, etc.)
"Aww, Tits Magee! i forgot to bring my homework to class!"

"Yo dude, look at tits magee over there!"
Tits Magee! by J. Barrett January 16, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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