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Things guys stare at when they make me do there homework. Often yelled when I walk in a room. Fond on the upper torso of humans of the female prosausion. Just below the neck.
Me: (sits down by a guy)
guy: holy TITS!!!! (Stares at tits & drools)
me: stfu! You whore!!
Guy: I don't get this, can you help me?
Me: no...
Guy: bu
me: I said no BITCH!!!!
Guy: (drools more) tits... Boobs... Huh what where you saying? Is my homework done yet?
Me: bitch...
TITS! by Gothstargirl March 29, 2010
a random saying when you are mad, annoyed, or agitated
"i got a damn detention, TITS!"
TITS! by big macanator March 27, 2010
Tits, what most people mistake as the females chest, it actually stands for “Tasty Italian tomato sauce”
Oh ya, I love tits
Tits by h20polo1717 May 18, 2021
What I don’t have
I have no tits.
Tits by Richbitch94 October 5, 2019
A species bird most commonly found on the southern east part of asia(not singapore) chonky and thick around the breast area, will murder other animals for its fur and meat during the winter
Man: What happened to my chickn?!?
The tits: chirp
Tits by Shoes on mud February 6, 2021
Tits is another word for Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Genghis Khan fell in love with his wife's awesome tits.
Tits by Emperor Shao Kahn December 15, 2019
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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