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a way of exclaiming that you like something. something that is really awesome, or cool. coined by Eric Cartman on South Park.
"dude look at what I just found." "Oh dude! TITS!"
tits! by F. Dizzy. February 4, 2010
Words you can keep
Things guys stare at when they make me do there homework. Often yelled when I walk in a room. Fond on the upper torso of humans of the female prosausion. Just below the neck.
Me: (sits down by a guy)
guy: holy TITS!!!! (Stares at tits & drools)
me: stfu! You whore!!
Guy: I don't get this, can you help me?
Me: no...
Guy: bu
me: I said no BITCH!!!!
Guy: (drools more) tits... Boobs... Huh what where you saying? Is my homework done yet?
Me: bitch...
TITS! by Gothstargirl March 29, 2010
a random saying when you are mad, annoyed, or agitated
"i got a damn detention, TITS!"
TITS! by big macanator March 27, 2010
Tits, what most people mistake as the females chest, it actually stands for “Tasty Italian tomato sauce”
Tits by h20polo1717 May 18, 2021
What I dont have
I have no tits.
Tits by Richbitch94 October 5, 2019
A species bird most commonly found on the southern east part of asia(not singapore) chonky and thick around the breast area, will murder other animals for its fur and meat during the winter
Man: What happened to my chickn?!?
The tits: chirp
Tits by Shoes on mud February 6, 2021
Tits is another word for Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Genghis Khan fell in love with his wife's awesome tits.
Tits by Emperor Shao Kahn December 15, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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