tito smash

When a man has a rather large wang and brags about it

Hey Twerkies guess my girl wants the Tito smash

by ORG wheat thins December 9, 2015

titsmashing the bollywock

Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.

Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."

by wadecore May 16, 2013

titsmashing

Hugging a woman with large tits, causing her to experience pain due to the hug-related smushing.

Can I have a hug?

I don't know... I don't wanna get a titsmashing.

by CameronGTW April 26, 2015