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titfish
Addendum to definition No.2: A titfish may be enamored with their own tits, as well as the tits of others.
"Anonymous Girl has the biggest rack, and is a total titfish! She loves her boobs even more than I do, and I'm Titfish McGee!"
4. titfish: noun
Mermaid, especially with large attractive tits.
5. titfish: noun
Any fish that has tits. Can be due to a mutation; tit-shaped tumors, growths, warts, etc; or some guy who took the time to craft a pair of tits that could be strapped to a fish and did so.
6. titfish: noun
A woman in any type of swimming/aquatic equipment, especially with large, attractive tits.
7. titfishing: verb
i. The act or practice of being a titfish.
ii. Actively searching for tits that one may ogle/adore in
some way.
iii. Also ogling those same tits.
"Anonymous Girl has the biggest rack, and is a total titfish! She loves her boobs even more than I do, and I'm Titfish McGee!"
4. titfish: noun
Mermaid, especially with large attractive tits.
5. titfish: noun
Any fish that has tits. Can be due to a mutation; tit-shaped tumors, growths, warts, etc; or some guy who took the time to craft a pair of tits that could be strapped to a fish and did so.
6. titfish: noun
A woman in any type of swimming/aquatic equipment, especially with large, attractive tits.
7. titfishing: verb
i. The act or practice of being a titfish.
ii. Actively searching for tits that one may ogle/adore in
some way.
iii. Also ogling those same tits.
Using multiple definitions:
Two titfish, Titfish McGee and his partner, Governor Titfish, went to Titfish Lagoon to titfish the lovely titfish in their skin-tight scuba suits, witness the titfish produced by the nearby gene-altering toxic waste factory, and perhaps even catch a glimpse of the legendary and mythological titfish.
Titfish titfish other titfish.
Two titfish, Titfish McGee and his partner, Governor Titfish, went to Titfish Lagoon to titfish the lovely titfish in their skin-tight scuba suits, witness the titfish produced by the nearby gene-altering toxic waste factory, and perhaps even catch a glimpse of the legendary and mythological titfish.
Titfish titfish other titfish.
titfish by iknownothing123456789 February 7, 2012
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