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Tit monger 

Someone who barders, or hagles TITS. They sell them and try to get better prices.
You frikkin tit monger, your pathetic!
Tit monger by Niokka September 10, 2006

Tit Mungler 

The act of putting titties in and around your mouth, and or rubbing them around your genitals, while taking a shit. Technically for it to be a tit mungler you have to be taking the shit while in the act of doing the titty-rubbin. This may often result in poopy titties depending the situation. The shitting does not have to be done in a toilet, and is preferably done elsewhere.
"Last night Bryan wanted to tit mungler.. i full on let him but idk, it smelt so bad when he got done, some of his sludge dragon got on my titties.."
Tit Mungler by n.spizz February 11, 2009

titmonger 

A person who absolutely adores tits.
"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"
titmonger by alxuk.top May 13, 2005

Titmonger 

One who barters or sells tits. Seller of tits
John Smith is the biggest titmonger west of the Mississippi
Titmonger by Hugh g. Rection52 April 14, 2010

titmonger 

A person whih inexplicably adors tits.
Jerry is total titmonger becuase he can't stop thinking about them
titmonger by alxuk.top February 22, 2005

titmongerer

someone who mongers tits and tits-like accessaries.
that titmongerer is a fagball.
titmongerer by faggy tits September 21, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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