tit for tit
tit for tit by ShansMcGee April 7, 2009
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Tit for tit
The exchange of tit pics for tit pics.
Often mistaken for the saying ‘tit for tat’. However you did hear it right, it’s tit for tit!
Often mistaken for the saying ‘tit for tat’. However you did hear it right, it’s tit for tit!
Tit for tit by CharSimon November 5, 2020
Tit for tit
Tit for tit by Cmarie8478 January 3, 2023
tit for brains
A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.
Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.
tit for brains by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010
tit for twat
When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.
Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
tit for twat by Nicnoc June 18, 2011
tit for tat
1. Short for this for that.
2. To scratch each other's backs.
3. To trade services.
Maryann helps here friend Becky with Becky's homework.
Becky is now obligated to help Maryann with something she needs under the "tit for tat" rule.
2. To scratch each other's backs.
3. To trade services.
Maryann helps here friend Becky with Becky's homework.
Becky is now obligated to help Maryann with something she needs under the "tit for tat" rule.
In the movie HEAT:
Al Pacino: "I do for you, you do for me."
How about I give you a discount if you help me move out of my house? Tit for tat?
Al Pacino: "I do for you, you do for me."
How about I give you a discount if you help me move out of my house? Tit for tat?
tit for tat by Lightboxes April 4, 2008
Tit-for-brains
Tit-for-brains by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004
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