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Tissemands dappe 

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A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.
Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??
Tissemands dappe by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

Tissemand 

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Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man
Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.
Tissemand by Buggez June 5, 2010

stenhård tissemand 

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når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten
SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu
stenhård tissemand by voix January 14, 2016

tissefant 

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ein tisseliss som tisser ut gult vann som også smaker godt! kos deg:) det kan også bli brukt som ein roast
du er en tissefant! din tiss
tissefant by targeit September 21, 2020

tissekone 

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A "tissekone" is the danish word for vagina.
"Oh fuck my tissekone!"
tissekone by Klamfyr March 14, 2018

Tissefant 

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A word used in Norway to describe a cock. It is used by small children to send dickpicks.
Infant 1: Hey, I sendt a picture of my tissefant to sara
Infant 2: Good man, did she send anything back?
Tissefant by SuperHeroFornicater February 13, 2017
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