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Tissemands dappe 

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.
Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??
Tissemands dappe by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

Tissemand 

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man
Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.
Tissemand by Buggez June 5, 2010

stenhård tissemand 

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten
SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu
stenhård tissemand by voix January 14, 2016

tissefant 

ein tisseliss som tisser ut gult vann som også smaker godt! kos deg:) det kan også bli brukt som ein roast
du er en tissefant! din tiss
tissefant by targeit September 21, 2020

tissekone 

A "tissekone" is the danish word for vagina.
"Oh fuck my tissekone!"
tissekone by Klamfyr March 14, 2018

Tissefant 

A word used in Norway to describe a cock. It is used by small children to send dickpicks.
Infant 1: Hey, I sendt a picture of my tissefant to sara
Infant 2: Good man, did she send anything back?
Tissefant by SuperHeroFornicater February 13, 2017