Tissemaned

when someone puts a penis as your wallpaper

A: Why is Kenneth screaming?

B: I think he just got tissemaned!
A: Ohh... Someone put a penis as his wallpaper?
B: Yeahhh... But he likes it
A: I know! Kenneth just LOVE penis
B: In his butthole?
A: WOW dude.. thats a little too far, but yes!

Tissemaned by The Champ! May 21, 2011

Tissemands dappe 

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.

Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??

Tissemands dappe by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

Tissemand 

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man

Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.

Tissemand by Buggez June 5, 2010

stenhård tissemand 

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten

SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu

stenhård tissemand by voix January 14, 2016

tissemanselanse 

a danish slang word for something extremely ugly and/or extremely long. commonly used by the danish trampertøs

Wow! that's so tissemanselanse, and not in a good way

tissemanselanse by Svinepind May 16, 2023