tirath

a wasteman that cant squat in class. gets preassured by white yutes

ay i swear he gives maddest backshots
yh thats so tirath

by Abzz/AM March 23, 2021

Tirath

Tirath is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you laugh on any occasion. He is really humble even though he should be proud of ALL of his traits.

Eg:- nice people mean tirath

by Annihilation436 November 23, 2021

William and Mary Triathlon

A tradition at William and Mary in which students go streaking in the Sunken Gardens (the central quad), go swimming in the Crim Dell (an algae-filled pond), and jump over the wall of the Governor's Palace (a building in Colonial Williamsburg) at night. Truly daring students do all of this naked.

Johnny: Dude, I saw you and your girlfriend naked in the Sunken Gardens last night!
Eric: Yeah man, we were doing the William and Mary Triathlon! Right after that, we went skinny-dipping in the Crim Dell!

by naked streaker May 31, 2018

Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.

Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

by Philolingua March 11, 2009

Tirth

A fucking awesome dude who plays lots of video games and watches TOO much anime. He loves his friends, very loyal, selfless. Those who insult his friends have so mercy, he will demolish anyone that insults him. Overall, he's a pretty chill guy that doesn't care about what others think about him.(you'd be lucky to have him as a friend)

Bro, did you just see Tirth, he fucking obliterated that guy's balls.

This nigga is a beast, Tirth just insulted the principal.

by wachuwantkiddo January 28, 2021

trath

Trath is the word used when you combine trash with wrath and get a pile of angry shit! The only thing that comes from trath is a world of chaos which is useless and does not serve anyone, any good. If you are going to use trath in the real world, you would be subject to punishment by the God of creation and your soul would be thrown into the spiritual flame of purification. Never trath your home, for you will become sick, very fast, and try to escape the immense heat steaming from this immense pile of vomit. The shit that you create leaves a negative impact on the universe, so never eat of this shit, or you will die, very fast.

1. noun - Fuck this trath, you are an idiot!
2. verb - I am going to trath this place, because I hate everything!

by DiscoJohn October 29, 2011

triathlon

One of the best and most addicting forms of competition consisting of swimming, cycling, and running all at varying degrees of distances. Triathlon is not for the weak, for it puts the athlete in an undescribeable amount of pain, but when the race is over, you want to do it again. Anyone who downplays the difficulty of a triathlon or the classification of it as a sport should be beaten.

I did my first triathlon last summer, and I have since been addicted.

by nirvanarageatm December 12, 2004