by apophiiiis October 13, 2019
Get the tiptis mug.Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
Get the Titistics mug.-On his 18th birthday, Sam was overjoyed to discover that his favourite tipwisp had grown.
-"Aria you tipwisp!!"
- Tommy took great care when washing his tipwisps with his little finger.
-"Aria you tipwisp!!"
- Tommy took great care when washing his tipwisps with his little finger.
by tipsywhipsydoda October 20, 2013
Get the Tipwisp mug.nag mula sa isang probinsya sa pilipinas, ang batangas, na ang ibig sabihin ay ABO NG SIGARILYO.
came from one of the provinces in the philippines, batangas, that means "cigarette's ash"
came from one of the provinces in the philippines, batangas, that means "cigarette's ash"
ano ba yan! nag kalat naman ang titis mo kung sansan. haha!
what the hell! you're titis are scattered everywhere. haha!!!!
what the hell! you're titis are scattered everywhere. haha!!!!
by pinay June 13, 2004
Get the titis mug.by evil_m0nkey July 1, 2006
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Get the tipois mug.Something that is largley bias towards the female breasts.
Can also discribe someones poor behaviour when acting like a prat.
Can also discribe someones poor behaviour when acting like a prat.
Do you like this music vid Gemma?
Yes I do Adam, its rather tittish, Boom!
"Ah man, James is very drunk tonight and its acting totaly tittish"
Yes I do Adam, its rather tittish, Boom!
"Ah man, James is very drunk tonight and its acting totaly tittish"
by twinkle k May 22, 2009
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