tinsu 

X-sigh comes from the Roman numeral 10 and full of disappointments that cause you to sigh. It could also be a name, condescending, rude and unintelligent women.

Person 1: what’s two times two
Person 2: idk
Person 1: are you a Tinsu???

tinsu by Neblitious April 3, 2024

5 Tissue Load 

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

5 Tissue Load by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

Tinshein Swimming Pool 

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Tinshein Swimming Pool by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012

Tissue-mellons 

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

tonsumology 

Tonsumology is the study of shaving.

The study of shaving is not limited to face shaving, but face shaving is the major focus of the field. Similarly, tonsumology is concerned with all forms of shaving including cart and electric shaving, but focuses on the art of traditional wet-shaving. Special attention is paid to wet-shaving with a single blade where the participant also builds lather by using brush, because this is considered to be the pinnacle of shaving techniques.

Some people simply shave. Barbers offer professional shaves. Others become so enamored with the techniques and materials used in proper shaving that they become involved in tonsumology.

tonsumology by arrowsP160 May 23, 2011

Tissue Kids

When a male masturbates and cums into a tissue thereby impregnating the tissue resulting in children.

Damn, Bri so fine I dropped a couple tissue kids on her last night.

Tissue Kids by TheMostStudious June 21, 2016

Tinuade 

A pretty, thick female with royal blood in her, confident, carries herself well and never backs down on anything she does, she likes being d center of attention and deeply it when it is taken away from her. She hates sharing her problems and she doesn't need a man to let her know self worth

I need a Tinuade in my life
She acts like a Tinuade

Tinuade by Olasebb September 19, 2018