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Tinklish 

Having to urinate. Wanting to tinkle.
Please pull off at the next gas station. I'm feeling very tinklish.
Tinklish by Hankshter August 14, 2012

Tinkling 

Going tinkle and relieving ones bladder
John:Where is Becky

*hears water falling into a toilet

Joe:She’s tinkling.She ran off and said she had to tinkle rlly badly .
Tinkling by Anonymous girl 1224 December 27, 2018

tinkling the ivories

Playing the piano. In the past, piano keys were made of ivory. Tinkling the ivories thus was used to describe the act of playing the piano.
John is tinkling the ivories for his guests now.
tinkling the ivories by elephants89 September 11, 2009

Tinkling Timmy 

When you walk into the bathroom and the person before you has left piss on the toilet seat
Miguel: I went into the stall and sat down then i suddenly notices someone left a Tinkling Timmy on the seat.

Kyle: No way that's so nasty
Tinkling Timmy by Sindof2 November 2, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026