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Dinglehumper 

A person that inserts a fork into themselves, sexually.
Did I just catch you masturbating with a fork in you? Youre such a dinglehumper."
Dinglehumper by deathwish101 April 18, 2012
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tinglehurmph 

When a Jordan and a Brady touch tips at night secretly under the staircase

Depending on their dicks this could also be considered snoodling or stovepiping.

This usually happens when no one is around, it always causes them to be silent as possible as this is typically taking place in their parents basement.
Did you hear the tinglehurmph going down last night? No man, Brady and Jordan are damn near silent! Those gay fucks
tinglehurmph by Joe Blurt December 4, 2018

Tigglewumped 

Tigglewumped, meaning, baked or stoned.
That joint we just smoked, got me soooooo Tigglewumped
Tigglewumped by Hooli79 April 26, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026