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tinderless 

everybody around you has disappeared off to Tinder while you stick to your old, romantic belief that good things happen differently.
"i am tinderless. i want to be with you"
tinderless by Krkič August 25, 2019
Words you can keep

tenderness 

Of or relating to tender acts. Compassion, warmth, affection, gentleness.

Opposite of cruelty, violence, sadism, callousness, cynicism, bitterness.
"If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R-rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X-rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?"
-Sally Struthers

Adam stroked Kevin's hair, holding him with infinite tenderness while Kevin sobbed from a horrible day.

Ellie's rigid expression melted into tenderness as she saw her daughter running toward her.
tenderness by Lorelili December 15, 2010

Tinderversary 

The anniversary of when you first met someone through the Tinder app.
Next week is our Tinderversary.

Tindermission 

The act of taking an undisclosed amount of time to catch up on your Tindering, similar to the intermission of a Broadway show.
Drew: Wow this Broadway show sucks.
Chris: Yeah can't wait till intermission so I can start Tindering some hoes.
Drew: Yeah when is Tindermission?
Chris: You'll know. You can feel it in your heart...
Tindermission by future help September 20, 2014

Tinderesting 

(Adjective) Descriptive of somebody capable of initiating stimulating philosophical conversations or being remarkably witty whilst on social network or dating sites, who is albeit distinctly lacking in such traits when it comes to meeting them in real life. Not dissimilar to ginteresting.
Example: "He seemed really funny yeah, kept asking me my opinion on the theory of multiple universes and whether I thought feminism was moving in the right direction. Then when I met him all he talked about was his ex-girlfriend's 3 week cycle and how well his fantasy football team has been doing recently! Ugh, so tinderesting!"
Tinderesting by Snakebitethief January 15, 2014

Tenderness 

Tenderness ..

That’s me .. at my core …

Gentle .. soft .. sweet ..

Rare for a straight guy perhaps .. one of my age especially but what we are what we are..

Tenderness

All I ever wanted to give

…..

Instead we got ….

Defence mechanism ultra …

Oh that’s cause a lot of the world lack the above traits …

Even affects my relationship with my kids

Hand of god ?

Do I blame him? no ..

Did he make me believe after eating the dirt

Yes

Do I believe in energy as I say ..

Without a doubt ..

Cleansing process is not abating .. and the worst is at the end of that cycle …

Merging the two beliefs still until I have my answer …

I actually think the garden of Eden .. twin flame reunion … reversed …

The bible has many forms not just the one ..
Tenderness .. Tender is the one
Tenderness by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023

tinderfest 

Whenever you tinder in a certain location and you know everyone in the bar thanks to tinder
This place is such a tinderfest.
tinderfest by Hannah greer April 10, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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