Tindermission

The act of taking an undisclosed amount of time to catch up on your Tindering, similar to the intermission of a Broadway show.

Drew: Wow this Broadway show sucks.
Chris: Yeah can't wait till intermission so I can start Tindering some hoes.
Drew: Yeah when is Tindermission?
Chris: You'll know. You can feel it in your heart...

by future help September 20, 2014

Tindervision

When you swipe right on Tinder after falling in love with someone based on their profile picture and description but then throw up in your mouth a little once you meet your match in person.

I had major tindervision on Saturday. The guy was hot in his Tinder profile picture, but I immediately wanted to run away as soon as I saw him for the first time at the bar.

by brokewithbenefits April 28, 2015