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Time Rape 

When someone or something takes up much more time than you had allocated or expected against your will.
I wanted to leave so bad, but Mike kept striking up conversations about random bullshit - I was time raped, now my entire day is gone!

Time Rapist: someone who is prone to Time Raping.

Example: Watch out for Chris, he's a Time Rapist - you'll never be able to make that appointment on time if he gets a hold of you.
Time Rape by Allweneedistime December 28, 2023

Time-Rape 

Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.

This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.

As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.

The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.

Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
Time-Rape by ajaxax October 27, 2012

Time-Rape 

1.) To extend and waste somebodies time, without their given consent.

2.) To force upon the "taking-up-of-time-of-a-girl/guy-you-really-like/love-in-order-to-make-them-like/love-you-back" Law of Space and Time. oh, and without their consent, yet again.
"So, I pretty much just Time-raped you by sittin here doin nothing."
Time-Rape by mmfwcl_shagz October 19, 2010

frozen time rape 

it is when
in a frozen time situation
you are not frozen but the rest of the world is
you can go to any girl and rape her
but.. there wont be a pregnancy or and std involved
Imagine if the Japanese guy from the show hero's did a frozen time rape.
frozen time rape by MASTER PIE October 14, 2008

Rape Time 

Rape Time, term often used by /b/tards in 4chan is an illustration of a clock showing all numbers of the clock as Rape Time. Another term that usually accompany's rape time is Can it be Raep tiem now plz? usually said by pedo bear and is misspelled. Rape Time is also used when you are winning or owning in something or about to do so. It can also be used just for shits and giggles.
1. Omg look at the time! Its Rape Time!
2. Moar Rape time now plz
Rape Time by Cold_Soul February 8, 2008

Time Raper 

When someone takes up a large amount of your time without your consent.
I stopped in at the car dealership and the salesman was a time raper. He would not stop talking and I couldn't figure out a way to get out of the conversation.
Time Raper by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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