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timbourine 

A half Australian-half Filipino goofball creature with a competitive ability in nocturnal activity. Oversleeps often, and is known to run over kangaroos in its native environment. Approach these goofballs with caution, they are known to skilfully use your own body weight against you. Strong creatures have been taken down by the deceptively goofy looking timbourine.

Also have a lot of identity issues so tend to reject use of the label "timbourine"... harmless goofballs really so go ahead and refer to them as such!
Also good shags.
Mmmm... timbourine... yes...
I am not a toy timbourine!!
Late for work again timbourine?
timbourine by kr_ldn March 13, 2011
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feeling the beat of the tambourine 

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...
Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

tambourine jesus 

always keep a tambourine handy boyo, you never know when you need one
I was talking to tambourine jesus yesterday hes really cool and has a tambourine.
tambourine jesus by GFMS_bnad June 29, 2020

tambourine 

A round jiggly part of a woman's body. Usually her ass or tits.
From Eve's song "Tambourine"
"Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and..."

"Get your tits on the dancefloor"
tambourine by Smarthotguy12345 August 14, 2007

tambourine man 

1. n. a drug peddler
2. n. your friendly neighborhood drug dealer
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
tambourine man by Jake and co July 23, 2005

grunge tambourine

A form of playing the tambourine, yet incorporating the ideals of grunge into your play style. Involves violently striking the tambourine on your body in beat of the music you are playing with.
guy 1:"dude, what are all those bruises from?"
guy 2:"i play grunge tambourine"

you know what really tumbles my tambourine 

same thing as you know what grinds my gears
you know what really tumbles my tambourine communism.
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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