tim(e)
Someone who always finishes tests last and is never where they are supposed to be because they're at the "dentist."
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The Holy Tes’tim’ent
The testiment of Tim Shaw the Greek God of vines is the holy book of shawism ( timshawism ) it is a sacred book. For more information about timshawism go to @timshaw.fanclub on tiktok
The Holy Tes’tim’ent by Tim Shaw Fandom Dictionary August 6, 2022
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Tim Error 731
Team that compted in MATF Hakaton, but was destined to fail due to MATF's inability to organize a damn competition. They finished in 35th place.
Tim Error 731 by MasterBS March 30, 2021
The Tim Effect
When a supremely smart, intelligent, and competent individual underestimates their own proficiency and intelligence. The opposite of the Jenny Effect
It's so sad that Ivan is often a victim of the Tim Effect; if only he could see how intelligent he really is!
The Tim Effect by GodAlmightyAKAMML September 14, 2010
Tim-ed It
When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.
Tim-ed It by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024
tim and eric
A duo of anti-humor and satirical comedians, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. They are featured on adultswim. Most of their sketches are supposed to seem camp, often utilizing themes such as infomercials and telethons.
They offer a wide variety of sketches, such as an imaginary company called Cinco which produces seemingly useless gadgets, such as a pasta bear, a teddybear which after cooking will yield pasta hidden inside its stomach. Dr. Steve Brule offers various kinds of advice "for your health".
They also have sketches with guest celebrities such as Will Forte and Bob Odenkirk. Tim & Eric also starred in and directed a movie, called Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.
They offer a wide variety of sketches, such as an imaginary company called Cinco which produces seemingly useless gadgets, such as a pasta bear, a teddybear which after cooking will yield pasta hidden inside its stomach. Dr. Steve Brule offers various kinds of advice "for your health".
They also have sketches with guest celebrities such as Will Forte and Bob Odenkirk. Tim & Eric also starred in and directed a movie, called Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.
Taken from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!,
Narrator: "It's Brule's Rules with Channel 5's Dr. Steve Brule!"
Dr. Steve Brule: "I'm Dr. Steve Brule, with another Brule Rule for ya. If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, you dummy! For your health."
Narrator: "It's Brule's Rules with Channel 5's Dr. Steve Brule!"
Dr. Steve Brule: "I'm Dr. Steve Brule, with another Brule Rule for ya. If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, you dummy! For your health."
tim and eric by Ymirok October 19, 2013
Tim the Enchanter
An Enchanter who knows of a cave. Beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril. You must cross the Bridge of Death to get to the Holy Grail.
He speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and likes to blow things up.
He speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and likes to blow things up.
Tim the Enchanter by Hsda November 3, 2006
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026