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The Holy Tes’tim’ent 

The testiment of Tim Shaw the Greek God of vines is the holy book of shawism ( timshawism ) it is a sacred book. For more information about timshawism go to @timshaw.fanclub on tiktok
I am going to read *the holy tesTim’ent* 50 times tonight how about you

Tim Error 731

Team that compted in MATF Hakaton, but was destined to fail due to MATF's inability to organize a damn competition. They finished in 35th place.
My shoe size is bigger then the sum of the entire Tim Error 731 IQ points!
Tim Error 731 by MasterBS March 30, 2021

The Tim Effect 

When a supremely smart, intelligent, and competent individual underestimates their own proficiency and intelligence. The opposite of the Jenny Effect
It's so sad that Ivan is often a victim of the Tim Effect; if only he could see how intelligent he really is!
The Tim Effect by GodAlmightyAKAMML September 14, 2010

Tim-ed It 

When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.
Did you see how that person Tim-ed It?
Tim-ed It by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024

tim and eric 

A duo of anti-humor and satirical comedians, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. They are featured on adultswim. Most of their sketches are supposed to seem camp, often utilizing themes such as infomercials and telethons.

They offer a wide variety of sketches, such as an imaginary company called Cinco which produces seemingly useless gadgets, such as a pasta bear, a teddybear which after cooking will yield pasta hidden inside its stomach. Dr. Steve Brule offers various kinds of advice "for your health".

They also have sketches with guest celebrities such as Will Forte and Bob Odenkirk. Tim & Eric also starred in and directed a movie, called Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.
Taken from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!,

Narrator: "It's Brule's Rules with Channel 5's Dr. Steve Brule!"

Dr. Steve Brule: "I'm Dr. Steve Brule, with another Brule Rule for ya. If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, you dummy! For your health."
tim and eric by Ymirok October 19, 2013

Tim the Enchanter

An Enchanter who knows of a cave. Beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril. You must cross the Bridge of Death to get to the Holy Grail.

He speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and likes to blow things up.
"Some call me.... Tim?" - Tim the Enchanter
Tim the Enchanter by Hsda November 3, 2006