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A strange little blond fella who plays fortnight and Minecraft. Usually pretty chill and is a good buddy.
Tilsyn’s favourite cousin is really cool, Tilsyn has the coolest oldest cousin who is super awesome and neat.
tilsyn by Slagathor69420 June 18, 2021
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Titsynthesizer 

Titsynthesizer:

Often said at random during a conversation. The word doesn't have to have much revelance to the situation at hand. The word originates from Calvin Harris' Human Synthesizer. This is an extraordinary instrument that made human skin the medium for expressing the notes of a song, instead of a normal instrument. This experiment used many bikini models mostly used as eyecandy to make the instrument catch people's attention. Instead of being called a Human Synthesizer it is sometimes called a "Titsynthesizer". The Human Synthesizer is hailed as an incredible invention and it's secondary name "Titsynthesiser" is brought up just to emphasize it's greatness whether it is relevant or not.

A video of it can be found on youtube.
Person 1: "So what are we going to do tonight? Restaurant? Cinema? Gig? Personally I think we should - "

Person 2: "Titsynthesizer."
Titsynthesizer by Bitchkey August 22, 2009

Tilsoned 

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge
you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

tipsyness 

Tipsyness comes from the word tipsy, as in being affected by alcohol to a certain level up to being a victim of tipsyness. Though it can both be positive and negative to be the victim of tipsyness.

The word itself was first used and invented by the ever tipsy Danish and Swedish people(the real vikings), where alcohol is the cure to everything.

It is even said that alcohol can cure tipsyness... if you get enough.
-Damn that's some serious tipsyness going on here.
-Wauw tipsyness is ftw! Give me more!
-Look at that hot swedish chick, looks like she's got some serious tipsyness there!
-Argh! I need tipsyness!
-Where's tipsyness? oh there's tipsyness.. Wiiiiiiii
tipsyness by WTD242 November 4, 2009
A beautiful, smart, amazing girl. She usually has a big booty but a good body. Her laugh is unusual but not crazy like a Maddys. She's gorgeous and a fabulous friend, if you find a Tilson never let her go even if she's weird sometimes
"Hey you know Tilson?"

"Yeah I love her."

"Doesn't everybody."
tilson by Hotmotherfucker February 8, 2014
She is a very sweet and uplifting person. She always has a smile on her face that shines bright. She will care for you even if you don’t know her. If you lose her you will be very sorry
Man I wish I could talk to Tilyn”
Tilyn by Smiley.Nay November 14, 2018

Chelsey Tilson 

is an amazing person is gorgeous;;and a person who is always there for you and Will ALWAYS MAKE YOU LAUGH no matter what
she is so chelsey tilson!
Chelsey Tilson by brebooobooooboooo February 13, 2009
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