Tillamook

a green furry vicious and dangerous animal that will kill you without even thinking about it.

"hey bob watsup?"
"shut up larry!! im being hunted by a tillamook!!"
"oh shit! can i help?
"no get lost, it will smell youre axe deodorant!"
"ok man im out" *gets mauled by tillamook*

by harvey von guggenheim December 28, 2008

tillamook

A really small city in oregon. It stinks most of the time, but if you lived here you wouldn't notice it. We make cheese that's tasty, and ice cream which is also tasty. The downside of living here is that there is NOTHING to do...ever!!!

Tillamook stinks but it's worth it for our dairy.

Tillamook is really, really, really boring.

by Lola May 01, 2005

tillamook

Some of the greatestcheese ever made on the planet earth. A copyrighted name.

I just ate some delicious tillamook Mmmmm Mmmm Mmmm

by WingnutsAcolyte November 11, 2003

Tillamook Tickle

The act of getting tea-bagged while simultaneously tickling your partners taint.

As the sunset became more romantic she softly whispered in the Colonel's ear "can we, can we, do the Tillamook Tickle tonight Angus?"

by BigButton July 14, 2015

Tillamook Bob

Surly folk inhabiting the coastal lowlands of the Pacific Northwest. Known for having a style made up of shorts that are too short for any man and an ensemble of clothing that seemed to have originated from Native American tribal members crossed with French Canadian fur trappers and Burt Reynolds. Typically these beasts emerge in parties, wedding receptions, bar mitzvah's, cruise ships, and bingo parlors smelling of cheap whiskey and malt liquor. It is after ambushing these events that they attempt to entertain guests and make eyes with any and all willing party goers. Often putting on displays of song and dance similar to those of the Dayak headhunters but with sexually ambiguous undertones.

Dude, did you see that guy driving the '83 Iroc with the inflatable doll passenger? He was a complete Tillamook Bob with that over-grown mullet and buckskin jacket. I wonder who's party he was going to crash?

by fixtaco January 20, 2010

Tillamook Mudslide

Performing anal sex while simultaneously being caught in a landslide on the Oregon Coast.

I waited on the side of the mountain to make sure I gave my girl the Tillamook Mudslide.

by Grizzwold34 April 07, 2021

Tillamook Mudslide

When anal sex triggers massive diarrhea on the part of the receiver. So entitled because the resulting spray of shit, lube, and cum resembles the namesake ice cream.

Chad was taking Allie up the backside and thought it was the best ever until he unclogged her colon and got a Tillamook mudslide all over his bed.

by Dawber=Turkoglu August 03, 2022