Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.

-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"

Kitchen Tiles by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014

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Out on the tiles

It is a phrase originating in Ireland, where all the pubs have tile floors, referring to a night of drinking but in an elegant way...

I don't like babysitting, but a couple with a newborn deserve a night out on the tiles in a bad way..

Out on the tiles by SmilingIrishMike January 14, 2009

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on the tiles

to enjoy yourself at night by going out to nightclubs, parties or bars

I was out on the tiles last night.

on the tiles by MandM82 July 18, 2014

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floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.

Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.

floor tiles by T r u t h. November 24, 2017

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