TILFS

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck!

Tilfs.com

Woah.. Our new teacher is a Tilfs!

by Moronrat May 26, 2016

Tiltscape

That gap when you put a cake on a piece of cardboard

Andrew:Damn,the tiltscape of my cake is off

by yourmotherisinfactquitehot March 19, 2022

Tilfa

Teen I'd Like To Fuck Anally

Shit! Bro look at that the ass on her. Shes a Tilfa.

by TILFMAN May 19, 2010

Kitchen Tiles

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.

-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"

by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014

Out on the tiles

It is a phrase originating in Ireland, where all the pubs have tile floors, referring to a night of drinking but in an elegant way...

I don't like babysitting, but a couple with a newborn deserve a night out on the tiles in a bad way..

by SmilingIrishMike January 14, 2009

on the tiles

to enjoy yourself at night by going out to nightclubs, parties or bars

I was out on the tiles last night.

by MandM82 July 18, 2014

floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.

Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.

by T r u t h. November 24, 2017