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tight pants by sammeh3 June 30, 2006
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tight pants
A form of pants that will hug one person's balls constantly. Tight pants usually occur on 14 year old sluts, or skaters who act hardcore. They usually come in small sizes such as Nut-hugging, Ass-attention, and Hey-I'm-fat-look-at-my-ass. Brands like Kr3w, and Circa.
Fat kids who wear tight pants usually are joked and then beaten up for looking like a dumbass.
Fat kids who wear tight pants usually are joked and then beaten up for looking like a dumbass.
Jerry: What's up bro. Trying to smoke today?
Mike: Nah man. I just got some hott ass tight pants.
Jerry: Man hit me up with a pair.
Mike: A'ight man peace!
(Jerry lowers his pants due to the tight pants)
Mike: Nah man. I just got some hott ass tight pants.
Jerry: Man hit me up with a pair.
Mike: A'ight man peace!
(Jerry lowers his pants due to the tight pants)
tight pants by Jesse L June 11, 2007
tight pants kid
"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"
"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."
"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."
tight pants kid by Limblessless December 22, 2007
tight pants wide stance
A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.
tight pants wide stance by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007
tight pants mafia
1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.
2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.
2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.
tight pants mafia by lol123 June 11, 2006
Captain Tight Pants
AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".
An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
Example 1 -
Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants
Example 2 -
Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants
Example 2 -
Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
Captain Tight Pants by Neroli April 21, 2008
I love you like an emo loves tight pants
its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together
I love you like an emo loves tight pants by MikiiRenee December 9, 2010
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