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Tie his shoe 

"He asked her to tie his shoe, and she said yes! What a ho!"
Tie his shoe by ohsnapitsthetor March 20, 2009
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tie his shoe 

Girl #1: "So, are you going to tie his shoe tonight?"
Girl #2: "Well, it's not like I haven't already tied it."
tie his shoe by ohsnapitsthetor March 24, 2009

Tie his shoelaces 

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.
-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces
Tie his shoelaces by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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