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john tucker gamble 

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.
-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!
john tucker gamble by jp :) June 5, 2009

plane ticket girl 

A women, usually from a poor family or a developing country, who wants to get married with a foreign man to leave the country and have a better life.
I'd stay away from her. She is just a 'plane ticket girl.'
plane ticket girl by the cows said moo September 18, 2017

Tucker Gagnon 

Is the biggest simp in the world
Have you seen that kid Tucker Gagnon he would do anything for a girls attention
Tucker Gagnon by California poppy February 28, 2020

alan the kidney tickler guzman 

He will most definitely reach your guts with his girthy shaft
Damn girl Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up my insides last night

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman 

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.
Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

tickergidget 

when a woman slices a piece of blogna and shoves it up her butt with a fork
hey, i walked in on my mom performing a tickergidget last night
tickergidget by booby feeler October 6, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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