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when a bug hits a horses tail and it whips it into its anus
HOLY SHIT BRO THAT HORSE JUST TICKENED THAT SHIT!
ticken by dr.davenpord December 6, 2018

Ticken Tocken 

What the Germans call an indicator/ turn signal.
Oh ja I need to turn, I must use das Ticken Tocken.
Ticken Tocken by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021

Cherlie the Ticken 

Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of barley, thats why he has such a big, fat... TUMMYYYY :DD
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of wheat, tutuutututu. thats why he has such a big strong... B E A K click click click click click
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots or corn, thats why he has such great big... Feet! shhhhOOP
But, if you think Cherlie the Ticken is big, you should see his... mUUUUUUUm :DDD
Cherlie is Ticken is also married to Riki Nendou from Saiki K
"I will grab a bat and yeet Cherlie the Ticken to mars" - Me, Ren
Cherlie the Ticken by CEO of Ren October 17, 2020

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.
ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013

ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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