Twomped- The past tense version of the word twomp. To twomp is a special way to rapidly thrust the penis in and out of a womans vagina creating slight friction combined with the naturally moist envirnonment to stimulate the sexual organs. Twomping however can only be acheived by a man who is highly skilled in the art. For it to be considered twomping the man must shift his hips in a certain manner that causes multiple orgasms and g-spot stimulation to the woman putting her into a euphoric state of hypnotism. Twomping for more than three minutes can create a pleasure overload that can possibly cause an epileptic seizure. The side effect of bieng properly twomped is a need to shower the man with expensive gifts and stalk him. If a man properly twomps a woman then cuts off relations with her it can put her into a deep psycotic state of depression where she may ultimately foam at the mouth and attemp murder and or suicide.
Yo I twomped Kisha the other night and she squirted all over me dude but since I never called her back she shot her dog because it barked too loud.
by E. Nash February 11, 2007
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by Fosty the snowman July 6, 2017
Get the Twomper mug.to be in a deep state of drunkenness where judgement is lacking, one's ability to converse logically is no more, and thinking is non-existent.
Sloppy behavior ensues, and picking up girls just becomes hilarious and embarrassing.
Sloppy behavior ensues, and picking up girls just becomes hilarious and embarrassing.
Yo, Ronnie came home so tomped last night. While he cooked sausages and spaghetti in the microwave, he told me 18 times how he is going to open his own bar, how he is too good for these sloots, and then proceeded to pass out after telling racist jokes.
-"Hey, hey, hey so this guy who has never talked to me in the past year, and unfriended me on facebook months ago, comes up to me to shake my hand, and i'm like who are you. I don't know you, we are not cool. I almost fought him, bro. Who does he think he is?" -"Go to bed. You're tomped."
-"Hey, hey, hey so this guy who has never talked to me in the past year, and unfriended me on facebook months ago, comes up to me to shake my hand, and i'm like who are you. I don't know you, we are not cool. I almost fought him, bro. Who does he think he is?" -"Go to bed. You're tomped."
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David: Lemme get a twomper yo!
Jon: No, you're a fag.
David: Seriously, hook it up.
Jon: No seriously, you're a douchebag.
Jon: No, you're a fag.
David: Seriously, hook it up.
Jon: No seriously, you're a douchebag.
by Jon293i14i129 September 23, 2007
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Get the Twamped mug.Tworped - a combination of "Twisted" and "Warped", maintaining the vowel sound of warped (which is why it is not spelled "twarped".
Tworped has a wide variety of usages as a verb or adjective, used in situations where neither "twisted" or "warped" quite capture the weirdness or deviancy of a given object, person, or situation.
Tworped has a wide variety of usages as a verb or adjective, used in situations where neither "twisted" or "warped" quite capture the weirdness or deviancy of a given object, person, or situation.
"What are you all tworped out about?"
"That is one tworped dude"
"She tworped all over that"
"I couldn't watch anymore, it was tworped"
"He tworped after midnight, so we never found him"
"That is one tworped dude"
"She tworped all over that"
"I couldn't watch anymore, it was tworped"
"He tworped after midnight, so we never found him"
by Gman620 June 15, 2009
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